PATI PATNI KE CHUTKULE – Very Funny Jokes | Funpur Funny Jokes

Pati Patni Ke Chutkule ki bahot saare funny chutkule, jo aapko hasne ke liye majbur kar denge. Yadi aapka mind offset hai toh Pati Patni Ke Chutkule pad ke aapko bahot maza aayega. agar aap shadi sudha hain toh ho sakta hai ki ye chutkule aapke jivan mein iss tarah ki gatnayen hui hongi jinhein yaad kar ke aapko bahot hassi ayegi.
Pat Patni Ke Chutkule


Pati Patni Ke Chutkule

Pati – Hata Lo Apne Chehare Se Ye Julfen Ae Jaanemann
Kasam Se Agali Baar Khaane Mein Baal Aaya To Sajni Se
Gajni Bana Dunga
Pati – Main Aaj Sabhapati Banuga.
Patni – Aap Mere Pati Ho Kisi Dusre
Ke Nahi Ban Sakte.

Patni – Aap Bahot Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Pati – Tum Bhi Toh Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho
Patni – Main Toh Maa Banne Wala Hoon
Pati – Main Bhi Toh Baap Banne Wala Hoon

Ek Kanjus Pati Ko Current Laga
Patni – Aap Thik Toh Hain Na
Kanjus Pati – Main Thik Hoon.. Tu Metter Dekh
Unit Kitna Bada

Gussa Ka Aana Mard Ki Nishani Hai
Magar Gusse ko Pee Jana Pati Hone Ki Nishani Hai

Pati – Agar Tuhein Kuchh Ho Gaya Toh Main Pagal
Ho Jaunga
Patni – Dusri Shadi Toh Nahi Karoge
Pati – Pagal Ka Kya Bharosa, Kuch Bhi Kar sakta Hai

Patni(Dopahar Mein) – Chalo Dinner Ka lo..
Pati – Din Ke Khane Ko Lunch Kahate Hain Pagali
Patni – Ye Kal Raat Ka Bhacha Hua Khana Hai

Pati – Na Kajare Ki Dhar, na motiyon ke haar,
Na koi Kiya Shringar, Phir Bhi Kitni Sungar Ho
Patni – Direct Kaho Na Ki Makeup Ke Paise Nahi Denge

Patni Mayke Jakar Pati Ko Roj Phone Kyun karti Hai
Taki Pati Ko Yaad Rahe Ki Musibbat Tali Nahi hai
Phir Aane Wali Hai.

Patni – Mujhe 50 Rupaye Ki Zaroorat Hai
Pati – Tumhein Rupaye se Zyada Akal Ki Zaroorat Hai
Patni – Aapse Wahi Chiz Mang Rahi Hoon Jo Aapke Paas Hai

Patni – Sharab Peene Ke Baad Kya Tumhe Mera Naam Bhi
Yaad Nahi Rahta
Pati – Pee Lene Ke Baad Toh Main Har Gum Bhul Jata Hoon

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