Best Bollywood Movie Dialogues

Do you love Bollywood movies as much as we do? If so, you’re going to love our list of the best Bollywood movie dialogues of all time. From hilarious one-liners to romantic quotes, these dialogues will have you laughing and swooning in no time. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best dialogue ever written for Indian movies!

Best Bollywood Movie Dialogues in Hindi

“Kitne aadmi the!”
Movie: Sholay (1975)
Writer: Salim-Javed

“Babumoshai, zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi.”
Movie: Anand (1971)
Writer: Gulzar (dialogues), Hrishikesh Mukherjee, D.N. Mukherjee, Bimal Dutta

“Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshaah!”
Movie: Shahenshah (1988)
Writer: Santosh Saroj (dialogue), Inder Raj Anand

“Mere paas maa hai.”
Movie: Deewar (1975)
Writer: Salim-Javed

“Pushpa, I hate tears…”
Movie: Amar Prem (1972)
Writer: Ramesh Pant (dialogues), Arabinda Mukhopadhyay

“Dosti ka ek usool hai madam – no sorry, no thank you.”
Movie: Maine Pyaar Kiya (1989)
Writer: Sooraj Barjatya

“Kutte kaminey main tera khoon pee jaunga.”
Movie: Yaadon Ki Baraat (1973)
Writer: Nasir Hussein (dialogue), Salim- Javed

“Mogambo khush hua!”
Movie: Mr. India (1987)
Writer: Salim- Javed

“Hum jahan khade hote hain line yahi se shuru hoti hai.”
Movie: Kaalia (1981)
Writer: Tinnu Anand, Inder Raj Anand, Shahjahan

“Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti-choti baatein hoti rehti hai, Senorita.”
Movie: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)
Writer: Javed Siddiqui, Aditya Chopra

“Haar kar jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte hai.”
Movie: Baazigar (1993)
Writer: Akash Khurana, Javed Siddiqui, Robin Bhatt

“Mere Karan Arjun aayenge.”
Movie: Karan Arjun (1995)
Writer: Anwar Khan, Sachin Bhowmick, Ravi Kapoor

“Agar maa ka doodh piya hai toh samne aa!”
Movie: Laawaris (1981)
Writer: Kader Khan (dialogue), Shashi Bhushan, Prakash Mehra, Din Dayal Sharma

“Uska to na bad luck hi kharab hai.”
Movie: Rangeela (1995)
Writer: Neeraj Vora, Sanjay Chhel (dialogues), Ram Gopal Varma

“Crime Master Gogo naam hai mera, aankhen nikal ke gotiyan khelta hun main.”
Movie: Andaz Apna Apna (1994)
Writer: Rajkumar Santhoshi, Dilip Shukla

“Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi My Lord, par insaaf nahi mila!”
Movie: Damini (1993)
Writer: Rajkumar Santoshi, Sutanu Gupta, Dilip Shukla

“Rahul, naam toh suna hi hoga.”
Movie: Dil To Pagal Hai (1997)
Writer: Aditya Chopra (dialogue), Tanuja Chandra,Pamela Chopra, Yash Chopra

“Mein apni favourite hoon!”
Movie : Jab We Met (2007)
Writer: Imitiaz Ali

“Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!”
Movie: Om Shanti Om (2007)
Writer: Mayur Puri (dialogues), Mushtaq Sheikh, Farah Khan

“How’s the josh?”
Movie: URI: The Surgical Strike (2019)
Writer: Aditya Dhar

“Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, pyaar se lagta hai.”
Movie : Dabangg (2010)
Writer: Abhinav Kashyap, Dilip Shukla

“Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai…entertainment, entertainment, entertainment…aur main entertainment hoon.”
Movie: Dirty Picture (2011)
Writer: Rajat Arora

“Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di, fir main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta.”
Movie: Wanted (2009)
Writer: Shiraz Ahmed, Sunil Kumar Agarwal

“All izz well”
Movie: 3 Idiots (2010)
Writer: Abhijat Joshi, Rajkumar Hirani

“Tumse naa ho payega.”
Movie: Gangs Of Wasseypur (2012)
Writer: Anurag Kashyap, Zeeshan Quadri, Akhilesh Jaiswal, Sachin Ladia

“Aap humse humari zindagi maang lete hum aap ko khushi khushi de dete, par aapne toh humse humara guroor cheen liya.”
Movie: Bajirao Mastani (2015)
Writer: Prakash Kapadia, Sanjay Leela Bhansali

“Ye dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi pe padta hai na to aadmi uthta nahi uth jata hai.”
Movie: Damini (1993)
Writer: Rajkumar Santoshi, Sutanu Gupta, Dilip Shukla

“Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai.”
Movie: Devdas (2002)
Writer: Prakash Kapadia (dialogue), Sanjay Leela Bhansali

“Abhi koi aur batayega main koun hai?”
Movie: Gully Boy (2019)
Writer: Vijay Maurya (dialogue), Zoya Akhtar, Reema Kagti

“Don’t underestimate the power of a common man!”
Movie: Chennai Express (2013)
Writer: Farhad Samji, Sajid (dialogue), Yunus Sajawal, Robin Bhatt

“Mhari choriya chhoro se kam hai kay!”
Movie: Dangal (2016)
Writer: Nitesh Tiwari, Piyush Gupta, Shreyas Jain, Nikhil Meharotra

“Tell me how it was!”
Movie: Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (2001)
Writer: Sheena Parikh, Karan Johar

“Tension lene ka nahi, sirf dene ka.”
Movie: Munna Bhai MBBS (2003)
Writer: Abbas Tyrewala (dialogue), Rajkumar Hirani, Vidhu Vinod Chopra, Lajan Joseph

“Sara shehar mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai.”
Movie: Kalicharan (1976)
Writer: Jainendra Jain

“Our business is our business, none of your business.”
Movie: Race 3 (2018)
Writer: Shiraz Ahmed & Kiran Kotrial

“Don’t angry me!”
Movie: Rowdy Rathore (2012)
Writer: Shiraz Ahmed

“Har team main bas ek hi gunda ho sakta hai aur iss team ka gunda main hoon!”
Movie: Chak De! India (2007)
Writer: Jaideep Sahni

“Jaa Simran jee le apni zindagi!”
Movie: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)
Writer: Aditya Chopra, Javed Siddiqui

“Basanti, inn kutton ke saamne mat naachna!”
Movie: Sholay (1975)
Writer: Salim – Javed

“Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi … namumkin hai!”
Movie: Don (1978)
Writer: Salim-Javed

“Goli nahin marenge, keh ke lenge uski.”
Movie: Gangs of Wasseypur (2012)
Writer: Anurag Kashyap, Zeeshan Quadri, Akhilesh Jaiswal, Sachin Ladia

“Saala ye dukh kaahe khatam nahi hota hai be.”
Movie: Masaan (2015)
Writer: Varun Grover

“Main madira nahi peeti ji.”
Movie: Chaalbaaz (1989)
Writer: Kamlesh Pandey (dialogue), Pankaj Parashar

“Kabhi kabhi lagta hain ki apun hi bhagwaan hain.”
Show: Sacred Games (2018)
Writer: Varun Grover, Smita Singh, Vasant Nath, Bhaumik Gondaliya, Dhruv Narang, Pooja Tolani, Nihit Bhave

“Parampara. Pratishtha. Anushasan. Yeh is gurukul ke teen stambh hai.”
Movie: Mohabbatein (2000)
Writer: Aditya Chopra

“Maska hai maska… ek dum jhakaas!”
Movie: Yudh (1985)
Writer: Naeem Sha (dialogue), Rajeev Rai

“Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthata.”
Movie: Deewar (1975)
Writer: Salim-Javed

“Aap purush hi nahi…. mahapurush hai.”
Movie: Andaz Apna Apna (1994)
Writer: Rajkumar Santhoshi, Dilip Shukla

“Insaan ka motion uska emotion ke saath juda hota hai.”
Movie: Piku (2015)
Writer: Juhi Chaturvedi

“Utha le re baba.”
Movie: Hera Pheri (2000)
Writer: Neeraj Vora